My Site:
Links Elsewhere:
Okay, here's the joke Burt told on the Tonight Show:
A young priest went to the house of
one of his elderly parishioners because
she had been too sick to attend church. They sat and talked in the living
room and after a few minutes the phone rang and the old lady had to leave
the room to take the call. The priest was hungry so while waiting for the
old lady to return he helped himself to some peanuts from a bowl on the
coffee table. She didn't come back for ten minutes and the priest had eaten
all of her peanuts. He apologized, "I'm sorry ma'am, I was hungry and ate all
of your peanuts. How rude of me!" "That's all right Father," she said. "I
already sucked the chocolate off of them."
Ahhhhhhhhh!!